Caught Red Handed

My cat has long battled an identity crisis. This former runt of the litter turned eighteen pound gentle giant has no idea that he's a fair feline. No, when Macy Man looks in the mirror he sees an old Italian man who happens to harbors doglike tendencies staring back at him.

Who's that drinking out of the toilet?

Who stole that piece of fish off my plate?


Who can smell mama's pot roast gravy in his sleep?

M a c y   M a n ??


H a v e   y o u   b e e n   o n   t h e   c o u n t e r   n o s h i n g   o n   g r a t e d   I t a l i a n   c h e e s e?

Macy pops his head out of the container of Pecorino Romano cheese with a look that says "What? No!"
If not for that halo of cheese around his nose I just may have believed that majestic face.

Have you ever caught your pet red handed? These people know that feeling.